spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

Anonymous asked: “Go to bed!!”

wessasaurus-rex:

image 

madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

spoopious:

it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

Things that New Yorkers say

whitegirlsaintshit:

yappanese:

  • deadass
  • no lie
  • tell me how
  • no doubt
  • son
  • yo
  • guap
  • bird
  • grimey
  • peep this
  • tight (upset)
  • bet
  • nahmean
  • it’s brick outside
  • mad 
  • good looks
  • widdit
  • you bugging
  • come out yo face
  • yerrp
  • womp
  • fuckoutahea
  • juheard
  • you woulda thought
  • On deck
  • word 
  • b
  • HAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
imagine how many people who lie about being from New York that started incorporating these in their everyday speech as soon as they saw this post?
biancogold:

king-joaquin:

xanax diamonds

الماس الجنة

biancogold:

king-joaquin:

xanax diamonds

الماس الجنة

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

thedivinesociety:

Divine ☪

thedivinesociety:

Divine ☪

robotcosmonaut:

Katy Perry

robotcosmonaut:

Katy Perry

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.